Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Mans greatest invention


Mel Brooks, playing the two thousand year old man, said man’s greatest invention was the thermos, or Saran wrap.  I’m not sure which.  He made a funny joke about hot or cold stuff, or wrapping a sandwich or something.
With all due respect to Mel, I think mans greatest invention is the zipper.
Especially if you have arthritis.
Plus, zipper is a great word.  It looks good on paper and is really fun to say.  Zipper, zipper, zipper.

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