Jockey shorts are right handed

I’m left handed, but I never realized my shorts were right handed until I hurt my right thumb.  We Lefties do so many things right handed we hardly notice.  Scissors, pliers, our pants, shirts, the gearshift on our cars and even books are all most convenient to our right hand.

So, until your right hand is incapacitated you never experience how hard it is to unzip your Levis and dig around in your shorts with your left hand.

Sorry ladies, it had to be said.