I wrote about a
giant ball of deleted propa-sales-ganda-pitch-special-e-gook floating out in
space a while ago.
It occurred to me
that it might possibly be as large as Earth by now. Perhaps it’s surrounding
our planet completely.
Any other life-form
searching the Universe for signs of life could
stumble on to it and shudder at the content. Our Galaxy would be immediately be
marked on star charts and labeled “Off limits” to all other reasonable forms of
life.
Could you blame
them? The horror would be palpable. Erectile dysfunction alone would scare most
other life-forms away.
So, we’d be
safe—forever. Unless we ourselves stumble on to another life-form out there,
somewhere.
If we do, we can
only hope they have found a better, more permanent way to dispose of their e-gook.
Ours is out there.
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