Saturday, April 6, 2013

Tight suits are apparently in right now.


That’s good news and bad news for guys like myself.
Myself, and hundreds, no doubt thousands, like myself, who haven’t bought a new suit or sport coat in quite a while.
We’ve gained a few pounds and our jackets are tighter. So technically, we’re right in style.
The problem is; tight suits only look good on trim guys.
The rest of us look like Oliver Hardy.
I even have the derby hat.