The expression:
Comparing apples to oranges.
Wouldn’t it be more fun to say:
Comparing apples to bananas.
Banana is a funnier word.
And bananas, is even funnier.
As in: He went bananas over
being chosen rodeo clown of the year.
Nobody goes oranges over being
chosen for anything.
Besides, the shapes of apples and bananas are more
dissimilar. I’ve never seen a
round banana. And nothing rhymes
with orange. Except splorange.
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