Saturday, January 7, 2012

Code words


Your wife is having her usual oatmeal with dried cranberries for breakfast, and you’ve chosen to cook up some ham and eggs with toast.
When you sit down and she says: Those look good.  That’s not what she means.
You married men know what she means.  So you dutifully put a bit of egg, making sure to get some yoke, and a small piece of ham on a corner of your toast and reach across the table.
She smiles, takes the bite and says something like: Well, I wasn’t going to ask for a bite, but since you offered.  And gets the first morsel of your breakfast.
Understanding the code is the secret to a happy marriage.  Right guys?

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