“Inside
joke.” Scott tugged lightly at his camera, but it didn’t move in the big guy’s
grip. “Sam Spade had a partner named Archer and he . . .”
“Get the
hell out of here, you son of a bitch!” The man flipped the card back in Scott’s
lap. “Or I’ll get in my Hummer and push your ass right off this road.”
Scott
mumbled under his breath, “A Hummer, coulda guessed.” He said, “Take it easy,
friend, there’s no need for any ass-pushing.” Scott tried once more, to bring
the camera inside his car. “You know, friend, I can’t get the hell out of here if you don’t let go of my lens.”
The man
wouldn’t loosen his grip. “Maybe I’ll just keep this to teach you a lesson.”
“Maybe you
shouldn’t do that. It’s a felony.”
“A felony?
I don’t think so.”
Scott
blinked and stared at the man’s sleeve. “Oh Jeez. Is that a spider?”
“What?
Ahhh!” The man jerked his hand back and frantically swatted at his sleeve.
Scott quickly
retrieved his camera, laid it on the seat, and turned back to the window. “Did
you get it? The spider?”
The big
guy was gone. Scott searched the street. “Where the hell did he go?”
In the
driveway across the road from where Scott was parked, the Hummer’s engine
growled to life. Brights, fog lamps, and roof lights all came on at once as it
roared down the driveway, directly at his Mustang.
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